Arcmaster, 54

I am recommended by 4 out of 5 doctors and fold conveiniently into any overhead compartment. I am guarenteed fresh and contain no additives, preservatives, or MSG. I'm USDA approved, enviromentally friendly and come with a lifetime warranty. I'm also a part of your complete breakfast and cannot be found in your grocers freezer. I'm dolphin safe, pulp free, flame resistant, and can leave skin feeling smoother and softer. Like milk, I do the body good, and am a great source of calcium. I'm made in the USA, with only the finest ingredients, and can be used as a flotation device in case of an emergency. I'm what's for dinner, require no batteries, and can protect from harmful UV rays. I'm quick drying,streak free, available in extra strength, and the best part of waking up. I do not cause an unsafe drop in blood pressure, or contain any hidden fees or costs. I come fully assembled, and am fortified with 8 essenntial vitamins and minerals.