Tdomek, 65

I am only slightly younger then dirt. My body is barely able to maintain the pursuit of my passions. Riding is not my pastime, it is my obsession. BMW motorcycles are gifts from the All Mighty. Tequila causes clairvoyance. Kona coffee is a narcotic. Jimmy Buffett has supernatural powers. NPR and Rush Limbaugh maintain the cosmic equilibrium. I would rather see a woman dressed in tight leather than completely naked. There is nothing sexier than an attractive woman smoking an all-white 120.