Megaplayne, 40

I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane!!! Yes, it's true and I'm going to be honest. I am an @ssh*le. But I never take it to that step where someone gets hurt. I'm just your average, slightly healthy man who likes to have fun and cause laughs wherever I go.

I'm big into comic books, but I'm not the awkward geek who doesn't know how to hold a conversation. I do allot of reading, I'm somewhat smart when it comes to certain topics, and I LOVE cheese cake...it's like a food group all by itself isn't it?

I read very ofter, and yes, if you must know I am a big Pokemon freak. I've been playing the games since they first came out, but no, Pikachu is not my favorite. The yellow rat must DIE!

As you can see from my profile, I'm somewhat of a geek. Not a nerd, a geek. Wanna know the difference? Geeks have social skills, nerds do not.

This last thing is somewhat hard to admit, but I'm going to throw it out there. I'm a 26 year old virgin, and let me explain why. It's not because I haven't had offers, because I have. ex just isn't on the top of my priority list.

I just haven't found that right person who I want to give it to. So many women out there now a days are looking for Mister Perfect. Well ladies, I'm not going to lie, HE DOESN'T EXIST.

As far as who I'm looking for?

She needs to be fairly slimmer then I am, I like a little meat on her bones. Someone who likes to eat but stay at a healthy weight. I'm sorry, but that's just how it has to be.

She has to be funny, smart, caring. Love animals.

Green Lantern fan a plus!

You know who Green Lantern is, an even bigger plus!!!

Ethnic upbringing is not a problem, but please don't only listen to rap music, there is so much more out there to enjoy.